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    Posted at 1:17 am by Jamie Provencher, on February 18, 2011

    Jamie grumbled as faint screams broke her sleep that Jan. 26. God damn drunk college girls, she swore as she crawled out of bed. Stepping over her chemistry book, a blanket, and various other things that had been discarded uncerimoniously on the floor, she reached the window and tiredly pulled back the blinds.

    Blinking, she saw the Apocalypse. The four riders stood on the top of Costello Sports Complex looking down at the carnage. Many of her fellow classmates now walked inanimately, scruffling forward, falling on their victims (or once be friends), and beginning to rip flesh off them, eating as if Aramark food had really been that bad. Half devoured bodies lay broken in the streets, bits of flesh and blood spalttered all over the Philippi Hall sidewalk and on. People ran screaming up the snowy hill hoping to reach the Bailey building and boarding the bus before the thousands of undead feasted upon their entrails, but of course, the bus was late. Fourty-five to be exact, and the bailey sanctuary’s doors wouldn’t hold up long. Outside her room was a faint knocking… but not the knocking of a conscious friend.

    Grabbing her cell phone, she quickly dialed the school cancellation number, praying that even though we could get 20 inches of snow without school canceling, just maybe an apocalypse would get school canceled. This is what she heard.

    “Today, Wednesday, January 26, at the university of southern maine, all classes, events, and activites are on as scheduled” the blood drained from her face as she listened to the humor in the recordings voice. “All university offices are open.”

    “Christ….”

     

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    Author: Jamie Provencher

    Most girls dreamed of being a princess or a warrior. Jamie dreamed of both. Spending her days running around in the woods, Jamie spliced together different worlds to create her own unique one. The only things that stayed the same was the balance between good and evil in her characters: oh and fire. Oh and cats. One day her dreams were shattered. She had become too old for make-believe. For a panicked moment, the world was lost, and then she discovered writing: make-believe that was accepted. Even with a strong background of video games and 80’s cartoons, she was really only interested in talking animals. One fateful date in 6th grade, the 11 year old Jamie was forced to read The Book of Three By Lloyd Alexander. The thought of reading something without talking animals (even though her teacher assured her that the was a “talking” pig) was unbearable. She only agreed after being told that someone would be reading it to her. The book changed her life and Jamie jumped from talking animals to the deep rich fantasy that had plagued her imagination as a child. From there, she began to write original fiction, crossovers, and fan fiction. She attended the Maine School of Science Mathematics for high school. She then ran away to Umaine for her BA in Creative Writing and finally ending her school career with a MFA in Creative Writing from Full Sail University. She currently lives in Maine with her two beloved Corgis. You can read her blog and other writings at https://curiouswitch.wordpress.com/
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